Dungeons & Dragons-Themed Demotivational Posters for Tabletop Nerds

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    Musical instrument - MULTI-CLASSING Because wizards run out of spells
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    Plant - PARTY TACTICS There is a monster in the woods? Burn it, Burn it all
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    Extinction - DRUIDS Now, imagine one of those Tyrannosaurs can cast 9th levels spells. That's basically what it's like.
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    Mythical creature - BBEG "Guys, he's using an elder wyrm's head as a weapon. I think we're in trouble."
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    Tree - SPOT CHECK There are times when you REALLY need a success on this one
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    Poster - M FIGHTER "The important thing in life is not victory but combat; it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well." - Pierre de Coubertin
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    Font - FIGHTER I HAVE KILLED MORE MEN IN ONE DAY THAN YOU WILL EVER MEET. STAND ASIDE. DIY.DESPAIR.COM
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    Organism - SK visualparadox.com ANIMATE DEAD NOT QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU START YOUR OWN PARTY...
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    World - STRENGTH CHECK- NATURAL 1 Crap, I think I pulled something.
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    Gesture - K RANDOM ENCOUNTER We all like to sit around and joke about how after midnight and a couple of beers, the DM lets his 'wacky side' take over. Nobody ever talks about when it's the 'Nightmare side' in charge.
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    Font - 22 3 E 19 G L 6. L 10/20 '11 13 E 09 of %30 4 8 co 66 02 11 8 L 10 2 EL 889 12 T65 BLUE DICE OF DOOM These are the dice of Dungeon Masters. They like the taste of freshly killed PCs.
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    Organism - ALIC DOWNTIME Just because the players don't need it doesn't mean their characters don't.
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    World - COLOSSAL The size category that everyone forgets about until it's awake.
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    Purple - TEMPLATE STACKING You couldn't just stop at "dire", could you?
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    Poster - GUNSLINGER You know nothing of true grit.
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    Extinction - Cen RANDOM ENCOUNTERS "See that? There it is again. We're going to have to call an exterminator. It's eating all our elephants."
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    Art - YOUR SANITY Give it to me.
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    World - WIZARDS Never give them alcohol.
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    Font - he had to have left behind some clue hinting at what he was up to. klak. Oh! Like that! 0) FWOOOSH! TRAPFINDING Goes with evasion like bread and butter. Good thing too...

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